Our Story
We built the device the world wouldn't.
Officialhellonancy began as a private frustration: every clitoral vibrator on the market felt designed for someone else. Loud, harsh, plastic, performative. So we set out — alongside sexologists, gynecologists, and 200 testers — to make the lemon vibrator we wanted.
A whisper, on purpose
The first prototype made too much noise. The second was wrong against skin. The third had the right sound — 33 dB, quieter than a library — but the wrong shape. We rebuilt the silicone tooling four times before we shipped a single lemon clitoral vibrator.
We know what's at stake when a body-safe toy fails: not just dissatisfaction, but a quiet kind of shame that the wellness industry has profited from for a century. We wanted Officialhellonancy to be the opposite of that.
What we've made together
Lem units sold
Verified reviews
Average rating
Whisper quiet
Body-safe silicone
Testers, year one
Designed with experts. Tested with people.
Every Officialhellonancy product is co-developed with a five-person scientific board: two sexologists, a board-certified gynecologist, a materials chemist, and an industrial designer. We pay our testers. We never use stock language. The reviews on this site are unedited.
What we will not compromise on
Body-safe materials, no exceptions
Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone, free from phthalates, BPA, and latex. We publish the full material disclosure on every product page.
Quiet by design
If you can hear it through a closed door, we don't ship it. Our motors are tuned in an acoustic chamber, not approximated in CAD.
Honest packaging
Discreet on the outside, beautiful on the inside. No glossy promises. No language we wouldn't use in person.
A real warranty
Two years. No fine print. If it stops working, we replace it — no diagnostic, no shipping label drama.
Pleasure is not a luxury. It's a basic, body-deep right — and the products that serve it should be held to medical standards. That's the whole story.